firstly, i would like to state that my previous post, the one which was basically a bitch post, the one with the extensive vocabulary that contained classic phrases like "you big suckiness". quite hilarious, the reactions of some of my classmates. let's debunk it as in why it cannot be my work of art.

you big suckiness.
(i would never, ever call anyone call anyone u big suckiness. in fact i've never even heard of the word suckiness. amazing)
i dislike you so much;
(i'm beyond such simple language. i don't dislike people. i HATE and ABSOLUTELY DETEST them)
just cause you think i steal your friends, you act so BIG.
(lol i don't really understand how a friend can be "stolen". only girls will go around saying "you stole my friend!)
you think you can scold me with vulgarities some more.
(i get showered with vulgarities on a regular basis to the extent that i won't bother talking about it)
you suck la.throw at me the letter some more.
(again, limited vocab. and i haven't written a letter to a friend before)
mean sucky person.
(nuff said about the writer's wide repertoire, or lackthereof, of swear words)
now i wonder,why i liked you for like how many years?
(i wouldn't use like to describe how i treat my friends, in fact i don't "like" my friends as in i phrase it this way)
gosh, how silly am i.
(you're beyond this. add retarded and bimbotic to the list please)
& i realised.
(i don't paragraph every 2 half sentence i type, ms kuang will kill me until i die)
not many people like you.
(wow. big suprise. )
i dont care if you wanna B**** about me.
(i would have just typed bitch here so jonlian cannot access my blog if he still have family filter on, anyway, who bitches about me? in fact nobody bitches about anybody)
just dont throw ANYTHING at me.
(haha like a soccer ball?)
& i said sorry, okay,
(wow who can't? i say sorry to my boss everyday)
even though i dont know what wrong i did.
(ignorant)
i apologized, & you, threw paper at me -.- ;
(paper aeroplane? throw also don't throw paper right? unless u meant to irritate people)
why are you so childish?
(yeah, ask yourself)
gosh!
(my sentiments exactly)

in conclusion, i didn't write that. the level of bimboness, nsk-ness, is beyond my capability. this was written by a sec1 girl in a girl's school. i just koped it from her blog, so everyone could share in my amusement. i'm sorry for making everyone so worried.

2ndly, LIM ZHIMING of 4J is SEVEN HUNDRED SINGAPORE DOLLARS RICHER after coming in 3rd for the SINGAPORE BIATHALON OPEN CATEGORY. so matthew, if you need money, you know who to ask. oh by the way congrats zhiming.

3rdly, i enjoyed the mock UN Security Council meeting! its quite fun, listening to proposals your classmates put up. then voting on whether to approve it or not, though this is just for fun and the voting results has no consequence on your marks. being russia, almost everyother wrong thing in this world has to do with us, so when countries propose to better the world most probably it is a conflict with self-interest. being russia we get to veto! quite fun.

there were two issues today, one from the UK to regulate weapons sale and cap the number of weapons a country can sell and one from France to tackle illegal immigration by tightening borders and ultimately tackling the root cause of poverty.

being russia we vetoed both. russia is a major player in the weapons trade industry, both legally and illegally. mr yuen at first questioned my decision to veto becos he though that by regulating it more people would buy weapons from russia. the point is people already buy a lot of weapons from russia legally and illegally. the money we can make by more legal sales is definitely not enough to compensate the loss of the money we make from illegal sales. anw, people buy russian weapons now because a) its cheaper than that of western countries and b) its readily available. but limiting the supply and causing the price of a ak-47 to be the same price as a m-18, countries would almost definitely buy the m-18 becos the quality is defnitely better than russian ones. so for around the same price i might as well buy something better. at that mr yuen said good point =)

as for the immigration thing, the fact is russia simply cannot tighten its borders any further, because our borders are humungous. please la, people can enter russia from the north pole =_=. so say the situation now is 3 banglas go UK, 3 banglas go France, and 3 banglas go Russia. after tightening of borders by both UK and France but not Russia because we cannot strengthen further, so now 1 bangla go UK, because he go at night, 1 bangla go France because he lost his way to China and 7 banglas go Russia because they thought go Russia got free land. so by approving the proposal russia's situation would not improve but rather worsen. so being the selfish bastards that everyone is, we decided we rather share our burden with everyone else rather than shoudering it ourselves by allowing the proposal to go through. So VETO!!!

now its my turn to do proposal. i hope i can get ours approve. i think i can come up with an imba one. i THINK ...